Football is a confusing thing, and I’m saying that as a woman with a medical qualification of some sort. I claim to k…
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Euros 2016: what even is football?
Much like at any other time of year in the UK, football has taken over our screens and, therefore, our lives. We all …
Katie Hopkins down to 99% sh*tbag for the first time in her life
Controversial columnist and former Lord Sugar sex slave Katie Hopkins will soon consist of just 99 percent sh*tbag fo…
Cake actually bad for you, researcher discovers
(LONDON, Glamourless) Fresh reports coming out of a lab in Bedford suggest that cake, the food rather than the made u…
The crippling embarrassment of being alive and female never ends, scientists reveal
(Glamourless, London) The crippling feeling of embarrassment that most women begin to develop at the age of 15 never …
Cameron Diaz agrees to age gracefully
Following the release of her latest book, The Longevity Book, film actress, director, producer, stunt woman and pass…
5 hot new artists to whack in your Discman
We like to keep our fingers on the slowing pulse of music here at Glamourless, so we’ve scoured the discount ne…
Celebrity mystery: who the hell is Sia?
Don’t think the irony’s wasted on us, ladies: she calls herself Sia but the one thing you can’t act…
Fashion report: Who was on trend at the #2016Budget?
(LONDON, Glamourless) The #2016Budget is officially over, and while it mainly consisted of a bunch of middle-aged peo…
Women’s magazine staff out of work as Kardashians reveal they have nothing left to reveal
(LONDON, Glamourless) At least 14 members of staff have been let go from popular women’s magazine, Cosmos, foll…