(GLAMOURLESS, London) Neeson has continued to fuel the fire about who he’s dating today, with more embarrassing interviews and vague comments about his girlfriend being ‘incredibly famous’.
Glamourless can exclusively reveal, having overheard panicked conversations Neeson has been having with himself in lifts around the world, that his girlfriend definitely is incredibly famous, but Neeson feels he’s too far into the relationship to ask her what her name is.
Ladies, we’ve all been there, haven’t we? You spend an hour or so chatting to someone and you’ve forgotten their name – but you feel too awkward to broach the subject after such a long conversation. Imagine how Neeson must feel! This isn’t some quick chat over a glass of wine – this is a relationship that’s in the public eye and about which Neeson is repeatedly getting grilled hard.
Rumour has it he’s been taking photos of his new squeeze while she’s sleeping and uploading them to Google Image in desperate hope of a match. Until then, though, we presume we’ll be hearing a lot more about Neeson’s desperate and humiliating press appearances. We just hope she does the decent thing, having seen him flailing around in interviews like a horrible moron, and tells him her name.