(GLAMOURLESS, Hollywood) It’s the guessing game the whole town is caught up in. Who is Liam Neeson dating, and what kind of money can I win if I back the right horse?
The star of Schindler’s List, The A Team and Sesame Street revealed that he is back in the saddle during an interview with Irish Newspaper, The Irish Independent. However, in what appears to be a game of modern day Rumpelstiltskin, the actor was unable to say the woman’s name.
News reports say that the situation has sent Twitter ‘into hyperdrive’. The entire company last seen heading balls-to-the-wall towards Ursa Major, with the janitor screaming, ‘You’re all for it now! When she bucks, she f**king bucks!’
Back in Hollywood, speculation over the actor’s love life had reached fever pitch by lunchtime. Likely runners in what appeared to be a four-horse race were Kristen Stewart (110-1), Susan Sarandon (7-2), Halle Berry (80-2) and – at 10-1 odds – Prancing Trucker, starting in the 3:15 at Bangor-on-Dee.
However, by tea time insiders had started to suspect that the actor may not even have known who he was dating himself. Images of a confused Neeson began appearing on social media, including one of the actor on a Hollywood-bound aircraft, questioning his fellow passengers in a state of some distress. ‘Which one of you is it?’ he was heard to shout. A show of hands quickly revealed that, at the very least, he wasn’t short on takers.
Glamourless would like to take this opportunity to wish Neeson the very best in his search. There are members of our staff who would happily throw on a bridle and get down to business.