Men can be very difficult things to understand, especially when it comes to romance and bedroom hijinks. One of the most common questions we hear from Glamourless readers is ‘how do I know if he’s sleeping with me or not?’, or sometimes even, ‘how do I know if I’m sleeping with him?’ Not to worry, Glamourlesspusses – if you recognise any of the following points, one of you is probably sleeping with someone.
1. He’s told all his friends
As good a starting place as any, and it’s well known that men never lie. If he’s told all his male friends that you’re sleeping together, the chances are that he’s absolutely right. Why doubt yourself?
2. Everyone you know is talking about it
If everyone turns and stares at you as you walk into the pub, and then they whisper things to each with knowing looks, it’s a promising sign. More than likely he’s finished telling his friends and now he’s telling your friends. You should feel proud.
3. You’ve nicknamed his organ
You’re not sure if he has a name for his appendage (he probably does – you’ve not spoken much), but you certainly do. It’s called Bernie. Everyone knows it.
4. Sometimes you’re not alone
Sometimes you wake up and he’s there in your bed, naked, wearing a ball gag. You’re not sure how he got there, but it looks like a good sign.
5. But when you are alone…
Was it an accident, or is this the real thing? Write in and tell us the answer. We’d love to know.