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How to stop embarrassing yourself
If you’re a woman, God help you, you’ll know all about embarrassment. The opportunities are everywhere. Sometimes the…
5 guys you’ll find on every dating app – and how to handle them
Roll up roll up gal pals, the new year is upon us! And we all know what that means: time to dust off your best sexy l…
How to trick him into saying ‘I love you’
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Which Tory boy should you swipe right for?
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What your man’s pubic hair says about him
When we’re not worrying about what to do with the thick clumps of hair that sprout daily from the most unlikely of pl…
10 things your dating profile photos need to say about you
You can write whatever you like on your dating profile, gals – how much you like avocados and wandering around galler…
Day to night to day again: a style guide for promiscuous gals
Any old magazine can tell you how to go from desk to dinner, from boardroom to bar, from stationary cupboard to sex c…
Five signs your man could be cheating
Men, eh? They always want to put their penis in things. Even things that aren’t you. But the number one rule of enter…